Fellow Republicans: Why has our Sarah Palin been keeping her ghost-writer "gal pal" Rebecca Mansouer a secret?

For a simple reason, she needs someone with brains as frankly Sarah Palin could barely tie her own shoe laces politically. So she needs an "enforcer" who will break legs, teeth and egos with her vitriol. Whilst Sarah is away from the stench of dookie and blood as she gracefully goes from one disaster to another like Godzilla goes through unconvincing miniature set of downtown Tokyo. Still this might be a self esteem issue, dumpy girl hanging around with the popular girl hoping that someone becomes interested in her a bit like Velma in Scooby Doo, ever noticed that Daphne always goes away with Fred even though his cravat suggests he is a friend of Dorothy and as for Shaggy there was that unfortunate episode with the Llama in the Andes.